- Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
- Friend: You know nothing!
- Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
- Me: What-
- Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
- Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
- Friend: St-
- Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
- Friend: Lis-
- Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
- Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
- Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
- Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.
- me: faggot
- gay guy: haha
- lesbian: hahaha
- normal person: hahaha
- straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
- me: faggot
- Interviewer: What is the weirdest body part you've ever signed?
- Tablo: I've signed an ass before.
- Interviewer: Like a bare ass?
- Tablo: Like a bear's ass?
Fan: Jiyong oppa, do you like NyongTory or TOPNyong?
GD: I like Seungri and rapper hyung… NyongTory is cute, so I like NyongTory!
Fan: Jiyong oppa! Give up, Seungri oppa! Will you give him up or not? He’s mine!
GD: Do you to fight me for him? He’s mine! kkkk~
Fan: Little Seungri, the almighty leader named GD doesn’t reply to my UFO messages. How about you, you won’t abandon me, right?
Seungri: The almighty Jiyong is currently taking a shower, kkk~
Fan: Jiyong oppa is surely a firm supporter of NyongTory!
GD: Of course I am!
Fan: Even now, you and Seungri oppa, at night… still…???
GD: You thinking that…
Fan: TOP oppa, Jiyong oppa is mine!
TOP: Jiyong belongs to Panda.
Fan: Seungri oppa, lately, why are you acting so almighty? Just Jiyong oppa alone is enough! Don’t be like him!
Seungri: It can’t be helped! When one is in love, one adapt the other’s personality.
Fan: Jiyong oppa and Seungri oppa sleeps together? So nice~
GD: We are NyongTory! if you’re suspicious, then come to our hostel!
Fan: If we come to your hostel, will you let us in?
GD: Of course~ But you are not allowed to steal Seungri!
Fan: Oppa! Oppa~ when you shower, do you shower alone?
Seungri: I’ll give you a hint: Jiyong hyung will be angry.
Fan: Oppa, your jaw line is so sexy! Seungri oppa is my husband! Don’t touch him!
GD: Seungri is mine, okay?! Also, I know that my jaw line is sexy.
Fan: Do you like VIP or Seungri? If you don’t answer, I won’t be a VIP anymore!
GD: Ah, of course… of course… Seungri. Sorry ><
Fan: If you don’t reply, I will start to like Seungri from now on!
GD: Here’s your reply: Seungri’s mine!
credits: ufotown.com, BIN, SCN seungricn.5d6d.com
big bang’s new album in mid february makes sense.. se7en should be done with his promotion for his title track by then… or close to finishing.